Ik wil graag wat zij heeft

Harry en Sally zitten tegenover elkaar in een restaurant.Sally: You know I’m so glad I never got involved with you. I just would’ve ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at three o’clock in the morning and clean your andirons, and you don’t even have a fireplace. Not that I would notice.Harry: Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you.Sally: Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman.Harry: Hey I don’t feel great about this but I don’t hear anyone complaining.Sally: Of course not you’re out of the door too fast.Harry: I think they have an OK time.Sally: How do you know?Harry: What do you mean how do I know? I know.Sally: Because they...Harry: Yes, because they...Sally: And how do you know that they really...Harry: What are you saying, that they fake orgasm?Sally: It’s possible.Harry: Get outta here!Sally: Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.Harry: Well they haven’t faked it with me.Sally: How do you know?Harry: Because I know.Sally: Oh, right, that’s right, I forgot, you’re a man.Harry: What is that supposed to mean?Sally: Nothing. It’s just that all men are sure it never happened to them and most women at one time or another have done it so you do the math.Harry: You don’t think that I could tell the difference?Sally: No.Harry: Get outta here.Sally: Ooo... Oh... Ooo...Harry: Are you OK?Sally: Oh... Oh god... Ooo Oh God... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh God... Oh yeah right there. Oh! Oh... Yes Yes yes yes yes yes... oh... oh... yes yes yes... Oh... yes yes yes. Yes yes yes... oh... oh... oh... Oh God oh... Oh... Huh.Ze kijken elkaar aan, Harry wat ongemakkelijk.

Dame aan een andere tafel: I’ll have what she’s having.

Uit ‘When Harry met Sally’, scenario Nora Ephron, regie Rob Reiner