One day of pleasure
Nine months of pain
Three months of leasure
And at it again
Sekse-aanduiding op toilet in Amerikaans restaurant:
-In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death.
-Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
-Just what part of `no' didn't you understand...?
-Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.
-Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!