Het lot van de gemalin van koning of troonopvolger:

One day of pleasure

Nine months of pain

Three months of leasure

And at it again

Sekse-aanduiding op toilet in Amerikaans restaurant:

Shake it

Wipe it


-In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death.

-Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

-Just what part of `no' didn't you understand...?

-Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener.

-Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!