Caps Lock

One-liners:

Has anyone seen my Caps Lock key?

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Computers can never replace human stupidity.

You show the sensitivity of a Medieval Dentist.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.

A pessimist is never disappointed.