Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty.

Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.

Was today really Necessary?

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

The rich get richer; the poor get babies.

The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

This score just in: OS/2, Windows 0.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

I think, therefore I am. I think.