Safety

Gelezen bij een pinautomaat van een Bank in Montecatini (ten noorden van Florence):

Dear Customer,

We remind you that, in your interest and for the safety of this service, you must carefully watch over your secret code which, for no reason, must be shown to other people.

Therefore, when you use your card:

- finger your secret code only when the device asks it

- make sure that nobody sees you while fingering it

Souffleur:

In unterirdischem Kasten versteckter slecht auswendiglernenden Schauspielern Gedächtnisaushelfer.

Poster:

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it is all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German, and it is all organised by the Italians.