Rules for a happy marriage, gevonden in een souvenirwinkel in Malta

1. Never both be angry at the same time

2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire

3. If one of you has to win the argument, let it be your mate

4. If you have to criticize, do it lovingly

5. Never bring up mistakes of the past

6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other

7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled

8. At least once every day try to say one kind or complimentary thing to your life's partner

9. When you have done someting wrong, be ready to admit it and ask for forgiveness

10. It takes two to make a quarrel, and the one in the wrong is the one who does the most talking.