Infinitive love

Aan de wand van een Australische pub:

The wonderful love of a beautiful maid,

The love of a staunch, true man

The love of a baby, unafraid

Have existed since life began

But the great love, the love of loves,

Even greater than that from a mother...

Is the tender, passionate, infinitive love

Of one drunken bum to an other

en een andere:

Womens faults are many....

Men have only two

Everything they say

And everything they do!