The wonderful love of a beautiful maid,
The love of a staunch, true man
The love of a baby, unafraid
Have existed since life began
But the great love, the love of loves,
Even greater than that from a mother...
Is the tender, passionate, infinitive love
Of one drunken bum to an other
en een andere:
Womens faults are many....
Men have only two
Everything they say
And everything they do!