Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it.
Contratemps: The resentment permanent workers feel toward the fill-in workers.
Impotience: Eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Guillozine: A magazine for executioners.
Suckotash: A dish consisting of corn, lima beans and tofu.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room.
Eunouch: The pain of castration.
Hindkerchief: Really expensive toilet paper; toilet paper at Buckingham palace.