Real signs

On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: `Blackened bluefish'.

In a Maine restaurant: `Open seven days a week and weekends'.

Outside a country shop in West Virginia: `We buy junk and sell antiques.'

In a New York restaurant: `Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager'.

In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: `Ask about our plans for owning your home'.

In the window of an Oregon general store: `Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?'

On a Tennessee highway: `Take notice – when this sign is under water, this road is impassable'.

In front of a New Hampshire car wash: `If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car'.