The English

Aangetroffen op Tobago, een voormalige Britse kolonie in het Caraïbisch gebied:

As others see Us

There were the Scots

Who kept the Sabbath

And everything else they could lay their hands on

Then there were the Welsh

Who prayed on their knees

And on their neighbours

Thirdly there were the Irish

Who never knew what they wanted

But were willing to fight for it anyway

Lastly there were the English

Who considered themselves a self-made nation

Thus relieving the Almighty of a dreadful responsability

Gezien op de brug van een Amerikaans vrachtschip:

A collision at sea can ruin your whole day.