Great to be a guy (2)

You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

You needn't pretend you're `freshening up' to go to the bathroom.

Someday you'll be a dirty old man.

You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase `F*#k it!'

If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.

Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.

You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.

You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: `So... notice anything different?'

One mood, all the time.