Maintenance List

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.

Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

Solution: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.

Solution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

Problem: Evidence of hydraulic

leak on right main landing gear.

Solution: Evidence removed.

Problem: DME volume unbelievably loud.

Solution: Volume set to more believable level.

Problem: Something loose in cockpit.

Solution: Something tightened in cockpit.

Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.

Solution: Live bugs on order.

Problem: Number three engine missing.

Solution: Engine found on right wing after brief search.