Theology by children

The first book of the Bible is

Guinessis, in which Adam and Eve

were created from an apple tree

Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark

Unleavened bread is made without

ingredients

Moses went to the top of Mt. Cya-

nide to get the ten commandments

David fought the Finkelsteins,

a race of people who lived in

Biblical times

The seventh commandment is:

`Thou shalt not admit adultry'

Solomon had 300 wives and 700

porcupines

Jesus was born because Mary had

an immaculate contraption

The people who followed Jesus

were called the twelve decibels

Paul preached holy acrimony,

which is another name for

marriage