In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
In a Hungarian zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have suitable food, give it to the guard.
In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriage.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room: If this is your first visit to the Russia, you are welcome to it.