Psychiatric hotline

Ring ... ring

Click ... recording

`Hello, welcome to the psychiatric hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive, it does not matter which number you press. No one will answer.

Uit de oude doos:

Wer nichts wird

wird Wirt

und wenn auch das nicht ist

gelungen

geht man in Versicherungen

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