Actual Labels

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Sears hair dryer: `Do not use while sleeping'

On a bag of Fritos: `You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside'

On a bar of Dial soap: `Directions: Use like regular soap'

Some Swann frozen dinners: `Serving suggestion: Defrost'

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: `Fits one head'

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: `Do not turn upside down' (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: `Product will be hot after heating'

On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: `Do not iron clothes on body'

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: `Do not drive car or operate machinery'

On Nytol sleeping aid: `Warning: may cause drowsiness'

On a kitchen knife: `Warning: keep out of children'

On a string of Christmas lights: `For indoor or outdoor use only'

On a food processor: `Not to be used for the other use'

On Sainsbury's Peanuts: `Warning: contains nuts'

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: `Instructions: open packet, eat nuts'

On a chainsaw: `Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands'