10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
9. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.
8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!
7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminating toward people who practice Yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
3. The coffee machine is broken...
2. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot...
And the number 1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1. ... and in Jesus' name. Amen.
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