Heaven and hell

Heaven is a place where:

The lovers are Italian

The cooks are French

The mechanics are German

The police are English

The government is run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where:

The lovers are Swiss

The cooks are English

The mechanics are French

The police are German

The government is run by the

Italians

Der größte Feind der Menschheit wohl

ist sicherlich der Alkohol

Doch in der Bibel steht

geschrieben

Du sollst auch deine Feinde lieben!

In een pub in het dorpje Bidenden, Kent:

Peals of laughter, screams of joy:

I was here before Kilroy!

In een ander handschrift eronder:

Shut your mouth, shut your face:

Kilroy built the bloody place!