Why dogs are better than men

(Veel boze brieven kwamen op `Why dogs are better than women'. Maar hier het vervolg:)

Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

Dogs and men are the same

Both take up too much space on the bed.

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

Both are threatened by their own kind.

Neither tells you what's bothering them.

Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

Neither does any dishes.

Both fart shamelessly.

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

Both are suspicious of the postman.

Neither understands what you see in cats.

De aanvullingen die werden ingestuurd waren niet anoniem en gaan dus niet mee. Het `Bedrijfsongeval' van 2 februari blijkt een bewerking van van The Bricklayer's Story van Gerald Hoffnung (1925-1959).

Tenslotte iets heel anders:

Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect awl the weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.