A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?'
The man below says: “Yes you are in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.'
“You must work in information technology' says the balloonist.
“I do', replies the man. “How did you know?'
“Well', says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no bloody use to anyone.'
The man below says: “You must work in business.'
“I do', replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?'
“Well', says the man, “you don't know where the hell you are or where the hell you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault.'